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太酷了！寂寞孤島(The Lonely Island)和賈斯汀(Justin Timberlake)

祝天下的媽媽母親節快樂！XD 　下面附上落落長而且有點糟糕的英文歌詞：(按"繼續閱讀")

Andy Samberg: Oh dang. 
Justin Timberlake: What is it dawg? 
Andy Samberg: I forgot it's Mothers Day. 
Justin Timberlake: Didn't get a gift for her. 
Andy Samberg: Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed. 
Justin Timberlake: Damn I forgot it too. 
Andy Samberg: This could have been avoided. 
What the hell are we gonna do? 
Justin Timberlake: My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left. 
Andy Samberg: Cold. 
Justin Timberlake: No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test. 
Andy Samberg: I know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray. 
Justin Timberlake: Word 
Andy Samberg: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away. 
Both: Hold up! 
Andy Samberg: You thinkin what I'm thinkin? 
Justin Timberlake: I'm thinkin I'm thinkin too. 
Both: Slow up! 
Andy Samberg: What time is it dawg? 
Justin Timberlake: It's time for a switcharoo 
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs 
I say we break em off 
Show em how much they really mean 
Cause... 

I'm a Mother Lover 
You're a Mother Lover 
We should fuck each others mothers 
Both: Fuck each others moms 
Pushin' that place that you came out as a baby 
Aint no doubt that shit is crazy 
Both: Fuckin' each others moms 

Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night 
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right 
I'm callin on you cause I can't do it myself 
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover 

Andy Samberg: I'm layin in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses 
Justin Timberlake: I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses 
Andy Samberg: They will be so surprised 

Justin Timberlake: We are so cool and thoughtful 
Andy Samberg: Can't wait to pork your mom 
Justin Timberlake: I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle 
Both: Sho nuff! 
Justin Timberlake: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile 
Both: Straight up! 
Andy Samberg: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle 
Justin Timberlake: This the perfect plan 
Andy Samberg: For a perfect Mothers Day 
Justin Timberlake: They have to rename this one 
Both: All up under the covers day 

Cause I'm a Mother Lover 
You're a Mother Lover 
We should fuck each others mothers 
Justin Timbrlake: Fuck each others moms 
I'm pushin that lady 
Where you came out as a baby 
Aint no doubt that shit is crazy 
Justin Timbrlake: Fuckin' each others moms 

Andy Samberg: Break it down 

Andy Samberg: It would be my honor to be your new step-father 
Justin Timberlake: It would be my honor to be your new step-father 
Andy Samberg: While your in my mother make me another brother. And I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber 
Justin Timberlake: OH! 

Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night 
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right 
I'm callin on you cause I can't do it myself 
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover 
They blessed us both with the gift of life 
She brought you in this world so Imma sex her right 
This is the second best idea that we've ever had 
The choice can be no other 
Be my mother lover